Haud yer wheesht
Mibbes aye, mibbes naw
Lang may yer lum reek – roof
Gie it laldy
Yer bum's oot the windae
Lang may yer lum reek
Keep the heid
Wha's like us? Gey few an they're a deid!
It's a braw bricht moonlit nicht the nicht
Gaun yersel
Dinna fash yersel
Awa an bile yer heid
Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye
The nights are fair drawin in
D’ye think ma heid buttons up the back?
Ye mak a better door than a windae
The jeely piece
Foos yer doos
We're a Jock Tamson's bairns
Help ma Boab
Ah dinnae ken
Ca' canny
Twa pehs an an ingin ane in aw
Gie it laldy – runner
Fit like?
Skinny malinky long legs, big bananae feet
Skinny malinky long legs, umbrella feet
Ye'll hae haed yer tea
Our business in the world
Yer talkin mince
It's like snaw aff a dyke
Hell slap it intae ye
Get it right up ye
Bolt ya rocket
Shoot the craw
Ally bally bee
Be aye the things you wad be cawed
Ah kent yer faither
As muckle upwith, as muckle dounwith
As dumb as a deid cuddie
